20180215-Michael Chugani 褚簡寧：Our transport officials are imbeciles.
Michael Chugani 褚簡寧：Our transport officials are imbeciles.
2018/02/15 08:41:46
Hong Kong’s elderly and disabled people should all bow down and thank the Transport Department for giving them a few extra seconds to cross busy roads. It is so kind of our transport officials to care about the elderly and disabled that every Hong Kong person should treat them like heroes. I am, of course, joking. Our transport officials are imbeciles (idiots, morons). Instead of treating them like heroes, every Hong Kong person should treat them like overpaid and underworked clowns with half a brain. I would like to use the worst expletives (bad language) to describe them but my editor won’t allow me to use expletives in my columns.
The Transport Department recently patted itself on the back (congratulated itself) for giving 3-4 extra seconds for the elderly and disabled to cross a busy road in North Point. But elderly and disabled people must first tap (touch) a device with their Octopus cards at the road crossing to get a few extra seconds. If enough elderly and disabled people use this new service, the Transport Department will try it out at eight other crossings in the next six months. Are these transport officials real people or are they clowns? Why do they need six months to find out if elderly and disabled people need more time to cross busy roads? Transport officials are insulting the elderly and disabled people by giving them just a few extra seconds to cross roads.
I have said many times before that the green light for traffic is much longer than the green light for pedestrians. The Transport Department cares only about traffic, not people. Several senior police officials recently told me they also have told the Transport Department pedestrians should be given more time to cross roads. The Transport Department’s chief engineer Wong Chi-hung said the elderly should only use the new service if they need to or it will slow down traffic. I was livid (very angry) when I read that. He cares more about traffic than the elderly. Transport Secretary Frank Chan Fan should delay no more in firing this halfwit (fool, idiot).
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香港的長者及傷殘人士應全體鞠躬，感謝運輸署賜予他們多幾秒的時間橫過繁忙的馬路。我們的運輸署官員真是多麼的仁慈，會關心到長者和傷殘人士，每一位香港人都應視他們為英雄啊！我當然是說笑的。我們的運輸署官員都是蠢人（imbeciles），每一位香港人應視他們為薪酬過高但只用了半個腦、不盡力工作的小丑，而非視他們為英雄。我很想用最差劣的髒話（expletives）去形容他們，可惜我的編輯不會容許我在專欄中說髒話（expletives）。
運輸署最近自鳴得意（patted itself on the back），在北角的一條繁忙街道上，給長者和傷殘人士多三至四秒的額外時間過馬路。然而，長者和傷殘人士必須首先在儀器上拍（tap）八達通卡，才可獲得額外的那幾秒時間。若有夠多的長者和傷殘人士使用這新設施，運輸署會在未來的六個月內在其他八個過路處試行。你說這些運輸署官員真的是人還是小丑？他們為甚麼需要六個月的時間，去找出長者和傷殘人士過繁忙馬路時是否需要更多的時間？運輸署官員在侮辱著長者和傷殘人士，只給予他們額外多幾秒時間去過馬路。
我過往曾經說過許多遍，給予車輛的綠燈比給予行人的要長很多。運輸署只關心交通而非行人。最近有幾位高級警員跟我說，他們也跟運輸署說過，行人應有更多的時間過馬路。運輸署總工程師王志雄說，長者應該只在有需要時才用這個新設施，否則會令交通變慢。我讀到這裏時勃然大怒（livid），他關心交通多於長者，運輸局局長陳帆不應再耽延，炒掉這個笨蛋（halfwit）吧！
中譯:七刻
Michael Chugani 褚簡寧
2018/02/15 08:41:46
Hong Kong’s elderly and disabled people should all bow down and thank the Transport Department for giving them a few extra seconds to cross busy roads. It is so kind of our transport officials to care about the elderly and disabled that every Hong Kong person should treat them like heroes. I am, of course, joking. Our transport officials are imbeciles (idiots, morons). Instead of treating them like heroes, every Hong Kong person should treat them like overpaid and underworked clowns with half a brain. I would like to use the worst expletives (bad language) to describe them but my editor won’t allow me to use expletives in my columns.
The Transport Department recently patted itself on the back (congratulated itself) for giving 3-4 extra seconds for the elderly and disabled to cross a busy road in North Point. But elderly and disabled people must first tap (touch) a device with their Octopus cards at the road crossing to get a few extra seconds. If enough elderly and disabled people use this new service, the Transport Department will try it out at eight other crossings in the next six months. Are these transport officials real people or are they clowns? Why do they need six months to find out if elderly and disabled people need more time to cross busy roads? Transport officials are insulting the elderly and disabled people by giving them just a few extra seconds to cross roads.
I have said many times before that the green light for traffic is much longer than the green light for pedestrians. The Transport Department cares only about traffic, not people. Several senior police officials recently told me they also have told the Transport Department pedestrians should be given more time to cross roads. The Transport Department’s chief engineer Wong Chi-hung said the elderly should only use the new service if they need to or it will slow down traffic. I was livid (very angry) when I read that. He cares more about traffic than the elderly. Transport Secretary Frank Chan Fan should delay no more in firing this halfwit (fool, idiot).
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香港的長者及傷殘人士應全體鞠躬，感謝運輸署賜予他們多幾秒的時間橫過繁忙的馬路。我們的運輸署官員真是多麼的仁慈，會關心到長者和傷殘人士，每一位香港人都應視他們為英雄啊！我當然是說笑的。我們的運輸署官員都是蠢人（imbeciles），每一位香港人應視他們為薪酬過高但只用了半個腦、不盡力工作的小丑，而非視他們為英雄。我很想用最差劣的髒話（expletives）去形容他們，可惜我的編輯不會容許我在專欄中說髒話（expletives）。
運輸署最近自鳴得意（patted itself on the back），在北角的一條繁忙街道上，給長者和傷殘人士多三至四秒的額外時間過馬路。然而，長者和傷殘人士必須首先在儀器上拍（tap）八達通卡，才可獲得額外的那幾秒時間。若有夠多的長者和傷殘人士使用這新設施，運輸署會在未來的六個月內在其他八個過路處試行。你說這些運輸署官員真的是人還是小丑？他們為甚麼需要六個月的時間，去找出長者和傷殘人士過繁忙馬路時是否需要更多的時間？運輸署官員在侮辱著長者和傷殘人士，只給予他們額外多幾秒時間去過馬路。
我過往曾經說過許多遍，給予車輛的綠燈比給予行人的要長很多。運輸署只關心交通而非行人。最近有幾位高級警員跟我說，他們也跟運輸署說過，行人應有更多的時間過馬路。運輸署總工程師王志雄說，長者應該只在有需要時才用這個新設施，否則會令交通變慢。我讀到這裏時勃然大怒（livid），他關心交通多於長者，運輸局局長陳帆不應再耽延，炒掉這個笨蛋（halfwit）吧！
中譯:七刻
Michael Chugani 褚簡寧
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